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Scared of women / Will You Help Me ???

College educated, former comedy writer for the radio/TV industry (30 yrs) I can make you laugh before I take my pants off.... Now retired due to bad doctors and bad surgeries...Very little experience with women and very few partners...I have not been with a woman since 1996...I am not ugly or gay, just overweight and handicapped...So I am going to nee some training !!!

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Public Sex preferences

Favorite public sex places:Parked cars and movie theatres...
The riskiest place I've had a sexual encounter:In an elevator at a five-star hotel !!!

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageEnglish
BuildA few extra pounds
Height180 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorGrey
Hair LengthShort
Facial HairNone
Best featureSmile
Body ArtScarred
Health ConditionDisabled
Endowment (length)Average
Endowment (width)Thick
CircumcisedYes
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Has childrenNo children
Wants kidsNo
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith pet(s)
Wants to RelocateYes
AvailabilityDiscreetly
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
SpecialtyEntertainment / Media
Employment StatusRetired
Annual incomeup to $25,000
Job TitleConsultant

Looking For

I prefer:Intelligence, Sensitivity, Thoughtfulness
My perfect matchA straight, white female under 5' 8" with a full set of teeth and a leg on each side...A few extra pounds are okay, but go easy on the tattoos and piercings Deal !!! Please be able to understand and converse in English...Must be compassionate, patient and understanding...
Our first dateBlindfolds and lubricants !!!

BDSM Preferences

I'm turned on byUnsure / New to this lifestyle
My role isUnsure
I am seekingFriendship
Open To Photos & VideosNo
My most pleasurable encounter wasI have never had one....The last time i was inside a woman, I was touring the Statue of Liberty !!!

Sexual Activities

I enjoy sex:Rarely, so I'm looking!
Most partners at once:Only one on one
Dirty talkI've never tried it
Night life:Don't like going out

Sexual Interests

CybersexNo, I need the real thing
Oral Sex isI want to try it
Anal sex isNever tried it
Size matterSometimes, depends on the person
"Off Limits":whatever my partner does not want to do...